Tom[]
"I'm like E.T., except with a spike in my ass." - Tom
- Tom is 23 and what is this.
- When Tom jizzes, instead of sperm its rice.
- Tom will always make you a mod if you ask.
- Tom Lives in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada.
- Tom has a Facebook Group: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Unsanity-Live/172181512809693
- Tom uses a similar system to 4PP: Broadcast, and then upload the best highlights to Youtube. Except without the douchebaggery.
- Tom's gamertag on Xbox-Live is BilobedManatee, his friends list is full.
- Tom is not married to Shortstack, who isn't also a moderator.
- Tom used to not be a surgeon until he was fired after his patient "Jeremiah" was decaptitated and later stepped on by Pancake.
- Tom was also briefly a dictator, but then was quickly put down by his father.
- Tom's highest viewer count so far is OVER 9000
- Toms favorite word is Xyence.
- Tom does not likes necrophilia and works in a morgue.
- Tom is not Beau's naughty boy, but they regularly have sexy tiemz.
- Tom is not a giant dwarf with reverse Benjamin Button Syndrome.
- Tom's wallpaper is a Glompus.
- Tom has a pet dog in the game Amneisia named Sparky,
- Tom has a fetish for horror games.
- Tom says EH a lot, due to his Canadian-ness.
- Also, contrary to popular belief, just because he is Canadian his head does not detach from the mouth when talking.
- It is said that Tawm was born in a log cabin in Southern Madrid.
- Tom is rumored to be the Stig on the popular show Top Gear (U.K.)
- Tom frequently plays Russian Roulette. He has 48 wins and 6 losses.
"I may be good, but at least I fail ! " -Tom